The worst kind; a complete waste of celluloid. Nothing connects in this film, the acting is hopeless and a plot is almost non-existant. Better stay far away from this one, unless a waste of money and time is on your to-do list.

Bad. Just bad. No, just forget about it, please. You got better things to do.  

It's not looking great, but it's getting a tiny little bit better. Wait, that's not even a two. Okay then, it may have a good actor in it. Or simply just a funny joke. Then again... Nah, skip it.

Nothing spectacular. We've been there, seen that, and although the movie may comprise some refreshing moments, it's overall tedious and repetitive, with stuff that could have been far more developed.

Satisfying flick. There's good in it, there's bad in it (probably more bad than good), but it may be a better idea to just skip it and rent it in case all the good movies are gone.

We're getting there. Whether we're talking blockbuster or smaller movie, it's got charm. Won't knock you out of your seat, but serves as a good afternoon diversion because it's light and still entertaining. If it's goofy, okay, it's superficial, and if it's a serious one, well, then it still lacks some punch. But no waste of money! Finally!

Good. Definitely worth seeing for different reasons. Shows some weaknesses but generally a lot better than just satisfying. This one definitely digs deeper into its thematic and offers us something to take home and think about.

Remarkable film, with a solid story and super performances. It's just not good enough for that 4 1/2 or 5 squares. Why we really don't know, but hey, we can't slam every good movie with a 5-square rating, right?

Excellent. No wait, even better than excellent. Fantastic film. Has almost everything a utterly tremendous movie needs, but there may be a tiny little something that prevents this one from being an all-time classic.

A masterpiece! Must be on your list of the year's best films. Touching, unique in every aspect, with first-class acting, directing and screenwriting. A must-see! Come on, go see it already!