Movie Review: "Machete"

Seen on: August 27, 2010

The players: Directors: Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez, Writers: Robert Rodriguez, Álvaro Rodríguez, Cast: Danny Trejo, Cheech Marin, Jessica Alba

Facts of interest: Rodriguez wrote the script many years ago.

The plot: Machete is an ex-Federale who goes after some bad guys who screwed him over and messed with his family.

Our thoughts: It sure took long enough to happen, but now, Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete” is finally alive! The crazy action flick with Danny Trejo opens in theaters this weekend, and wow, what a freaking cool ride this is! Boasting insane, bloody battles, loud explosions and the most hilarious dialogue all over the place, “Machete” may just be one of the most thrilling and entertaining films of 2010.

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Exclusive 'Machete' Behind-the-Scenes Featurette

Robert Rogriguez's amazingly entertaining action flick "Machete" hits theaters this weekend, and here is our exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the film starring Danny Trejo, Steven Seagal and Jessica Alba.

Trejo plays the title character, a man who is orderd to kill a senator but ends up being double-crossed. Pissed about what went down, he gets back up to seek revenge against those who screwed him.

In the featurette below, Trejo chats about his character, while Rodriguez reveals how the project came together and what it's like to have a kick-ass cast work for you. Alba also introduces us to her character.

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Badass, bloody crazy 'Machete' TV spot debuts!

This may be one of the coolest TV spots ever. It's red band hardcore and incredibly bloody, giving you a good idea of what to expect in Robert Rodriguez's awesome new flick "Machete," in theaters this week.

Danny Trejo plays the title character, a man who is orderd to kill a senator but ends up being double-crossed. Pissed about what went down, he gets back up to seek revenge against those who screwed him.

Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriquez, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson and Lindsay Lohan co-star. I can't publish my review yet, but let me tell you, this flick blew my mind. It's first-class big-screen fun!

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New 'Machete' clip with Michelle Rodriguez

Want some tacos? Ask Michelle Rodriguez, because she sells them in Robert Rodriguez's upcoming action flick "Machete," which arrives in theaters Sept. 3, 2010. Here is a brand-new clip from the movie.

Not much action here at all, but Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez sure look good. That said, I do feel it's about time we get to see some explosions or machete action. Hey, we deserve it, right?

Danny Trejo plays the title character, a man who is orderd to kill a senator but ends up being double-crossed. Pissed about what went down, he gets back up to seek revenge against those who screwed him.

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Danny Trejo shoots everything in 'Vengeance' trailer

Danny Trejo has boarded the vengeance train. First, he will soon kick some serious ass in "Machete." But there's more! He will also shoot bad guys in "Vengeance," an upcoming film by Gil Medina.

A red band trailer for "Vengeance" has now hit the Web, and it looks pretty intense. The film has that amateurish look and feel to it, but it's got a butt-kicking Trejo all over it, and that's cool, right?

Essentially, Trejo plays a dude who's seen violence destroy his world. He then heads to the streets to battle crime all by himself. 50 Cent and Dallas Page co-star, and the flick hits theaters Nov. 11, 2010.

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Check out Lindsay Lohan in 'Machete' photo

How about Lindsay Lohan making an ugly face while dressed as a nun and holding a big gun? You got it in the movie still above. It's from Robert Rodriguez's upcoming movie "Machete," opening Sept. 3, 2010.

FilmTotaal.nl posted the pic, which shows Lohan as April. Danny Trejo stars as a man who is orderd to kill a senator but ends up being double-crossed. He then seeks revenge against those who screwed him.

Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriquez, Cheech Marin and Don Johnson co-star. I don't think Lohan's role is that huge, but here's to hoping she'll deliver at least a halfway acceptable performance.

Movie Review: 'Predators'

Seen on: July 7, 2010

The players: Director: Nimród Antal, Writers: Alex Litvak, Michael Finch, Cast: Adrien Brody, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, Danny Trejo, Walton Goggins

Facts of interest: Produced by Robert Rodriguez.

The plot: A group of human warriors are sent to a planet where they're hunted by a breed of alien Predators.

Our thoughts: Believe it or not, but I actually enjoyed “Predators,” the Robert Rodriguez-produced sci-fi horror flick that easily proves that someone out there has the ability to create something that’s way better than those shitty “Alien vs. Predator” disasters. I wouldn’t exactly call this a great film, but I would also be lying if I told you I didn’t enjoy the fast pace, loud action and solid cast.

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New super awesome 'Machete' trailer arrives!

YEAH! A brand-new trailer for Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis' upcoming action adventure "Machete" is now online, and I highly recommend you check it out right after the jump. It totally rocks!

Danny Trejo plays the title character, a man who is orderd to kill a senator but ends up being double-crossed. Pissed about what went down, he gets back up to seek revenge against those who screwed him.

Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriquez, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson and Lindsay Lohan co-star. The film opens Sept. 3, 2010, and based on this trailer, it will kick ass and deliver superb action.

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New 'Machete' photos debut online

A bunch of brand-new photos from Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis' upcoming action adventure "Machete" have invaded the Web, and you can check some of them below. The film opens Sept. 3, 2010.

The cool stills below give you a good look at lead actor Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba and Steven Seagal. Trejo plays a man who is orderd to kill a U.S. senator but ends up being double-crossed.

Robert De Niro, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson, Michelle Rodriquez and Lindsay Lohan co-star. "Machete" looks cool at this point, so I'll walk in there with solid expectations. Pics via Latino Review/ComingSoon.

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Hell yes! Crazy 'Machete' trailer debuts online

Danny Trejo is ready to mess with Arizona, and cut the government in half. An 'illegal' trailer for Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis' upcoming action adventure "Machete" debuted online today, and you have to watch it after the jump. It looks crazy good, hilarious, and filled with a superb cast.

Trejo plays the title character, a man who is orderd to kill a U.S. senator but ends up being double-crossed. A whole lot more things happen to Machete, but he gets back up to seek revenge against those who messed with him. Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriquez and Lindsay Lohan co-star.

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