Hell yes! Crazy 'Machete' trailer debuts online

Danny Trejo is ready to mess with Arizona, and cut the government in half. An 'illegal' trailer for Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis' upcoming action adventure "Machete" debuted online today, and you have to watch it after the jump. It looks crazy good, hilarious, and filled with a superb cast.

Trejo plays the title character, a man who is orderd to kill a U.S. senator but ends up being double-crossed. A whole lot more things happen to Machete, but he gets back up to seek revenge against those who messed with him. Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriquez and Lindsay Lohan co-star.

Rodriguez wrote the film, which opens Sept. 3, 2010. It looks exactly like the kind of flick you would expect from him, but it certainly promises tons of fun and silly, bloody action. Check it out below, and go see Machete cutting things when he arrives in theaters.

Well, the video is gone, but you can still watch it HERE!