I still can't get over the fact that "Miss March" features a scene in which a chick unlocks a door with her tongue. Yeah, that pretty much tells you a lot about the movie already, right?

Written and directed by Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore, "March" follows a young man who awakens from a four-year coma to hear his former high-school sweetheart has become a "Playboy" centerfold.

Determined to win her back, he and his insane best friend embark on a cross-country road trip straight to the Playboy mansion.

The new red band trailer you can check out after the jump is obviously a lot raunchier than the first preview. Brainless slapstick seems to rule the day in "Miss March," and I can only hope it won't be as disgusting as last year's "College."

"Miss March" opens March 13, 2009.