Cinematical received the first poster for “Disaster Movie,” the next crappy movie directed by unskilled filmmakers Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, who brought us the painful “Date Movie” and “Epic Movie.”

As you can see below, the one-sheet also includes the tagline “Not Another Shallow Hollywood Movie,” but I think “Not Another Shitty Spoof” would have been more appropriate. Anyway, this disaster is scheduled to hit theaters Aug. 29, 2008. Dang, that’s too soon; I’m still recovering from “Meet the Spartans.”