Mariska Hargitay! I honestly admit I am not looking forward to Marco Schnabel’s “The Love Guru,” which will invade theaters June 20, 2008. Even despite Jessica Alba’s short appearance, I find the first trailer for Paramount’s upcoming comedy extremely offensive and horribly boring, wondering whether I’m going to make it through the flick’s running time without forcing myself to fall asleep.

Anyway, Empire stumbled across three promotional videos from the film, in which main character Pitka (Mike Myers) speaks to his fans about self-knowledge, prosperity and peace. I’m not going into further detail about what he babbles because I honestly didn’t make it through all three clips, but if you think Myers is hilarious and can’t wait for “The Love Guru” to annoy moviegoers with his twisted wisdom, make sure to check out the clips below.